1. Go to Career Cruising, www.careercruising.com
2. Put in Username: nycareers and Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top twenty results
5. Put the careers you have seriously considered in bold
6. Italicize any careers you've had.

Here's my list: 

1. Naturopath
2. Addictions Counselor
3. Physical Therapist
4. Chiropractor
5. Nurse Practitioner
6. Acupuncturist
7. Nurse
8. Sport Psychology Consultant
9. Psychologist
10. Gerontologist
11. Public Health Nurse
12. Athletic Trainer
13. Personal Trainer
14. Podiatrist
15. Marriage and Family Therapist
16. Kinesiologist
17. Midwife
18. Audiologist
19. Clergy
20. Animal Trainer

Do you think Britney looks fat? Hell, I don't, even the flabbier Britney is fitter than me. I would also like to add that the average American female wears a size 14 and that girl is too small to wear that size. Fat? HELL NO YOU WARPED LITTLE BASTARDS - SHE HAD TWO KIDS IN A SHORT TIME SPAN.

I really could care less about her and her music, in fact, the fascination with her just borders on absurd with me. However, when people in our culture look at a woman that looks like her and calls her FAT, I think that just proves how warped our perceptions of what a woman's body should look like. She should not look like she did 10 years ago when she was 15 and never had a kid. I hate people for saying this about someone. She is not fat. If you weigh over 300 pounds, yeah, you are probably fat. But that ain't the case here.

DOES SHE LOOK FAT TO YOU?

Do people who claim to be Christians act like it anymore?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,292910,00.html

You know, what goes around, comes around. Read the following story - if you cheat on your spose, they are likely going to find out. Read this story to find out how a woman uncovered her husbands other relationship.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,292891,00.html

And might I add, what an idiot. If you were recently reconciled to your wife, why the hell would you send flowers to another woman unless you flat just wanted to get caught?

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Why am I Baptist?

http://www.commercialappeal.com/mca/local/article/0,2845,MCA_25340_5628130,00.html

A must have for all wives. I couldn't survive without it.

http://www.gmu.edu/departments/economics/wew/misc/days.pdf

Anyone have comments on this?

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/07/05/damon.india.widows/index.html

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Got up at 5:45 am and did laundry until the bear woke up. Then we went to Shelby Farms and played on the playground. Got pizza for lunch. I am really bored.

I tried to fry chicken last night and it was a disaster. So, I have decided not to cook ever again. Ok, that's not true but I will never try to fry chicken again.

Does anyone know where I can go to learn how to be more girly, I need help? I am a bad cook and decorator. I wish there was girl school.

Last night, I was talking to a friend of mine that lives in Houston. Her ex-boyfriend from 7 or 8 years ago is getting married in just a couple of months but I had held off telling her for a variety of reasons. First, he got engaged over Christmas and I was going to tell her because she had been seeing a guy named Curt for 6 months and things were going well. That is until they had an arguement over Christmas and MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU - he dumped her over the holiday OVER THE PHONE. JERK. So, I just thought that it wasn't such a great idea to lower the boom then.

I talk to her every 3 or 4 weeks and each time I do, I haven't told her about Chris because she is depressed about not being married and she wants kids. The worst part of all of this is that each time I talk to her, she says things that make me think she may make a mistake with regards to men - things like, "I am thinking of holding off on buying a house because if I meet someone in the next 6 months and we get married, then we will have to sell my house". And then there's, "IF I have a kid in the next year or so...". I feel like it is not a good plan to meet a guy, marry him and pop out a baby in a year or so. I am worried that she will just rush into it and then be miserable.

Last night I finally told her and she started to cry - I felt like the worst human ever. But she had to know - Chris is getting married in June and I have waited almost 6 full months to tell her. We all have the same friends and all that but no one would say anything - people thought it would be best if I told her. I feel like crap. I KNOW she is utterly miserable and I made her feel that way but I honestly don't know how to make it any better. The worst part in all of this is that I am concerned she will now take SOMEONE, ANYONE and just run down the isle. And have a kid. And make a big mistake. I desperately want her to find someone who loves her and cares for her and I don't want her to make a mistake. I want her to have kids and enjoy them. I don't want her to be unhappy in the relationship world but I don't know what to do or say that would make her feel better. Help!!

Well, I am still in the process of potty training my son, which at the rate it is going, should finish around the time he is 30. That being said, I had a suprise poo-poo moment today with him. He had his first BM around lunch (yes, he is quite regular), so I figured that was it for the day. He came to me in the kitchen and said he had pee-peed in his training pants, so I just pull them off. Unbeknownst to me, there is a wonderful pile of soft poo that falls out and plops on the floor in front of the fridge. Wow!! I really wasn't expecting that.

I have decided that this is God's way of getting back at me for all the sick things I created at lunch with cafeteria food that oftentimes resembled feces. I am swimming in human waste and am woefully unprepared for training my son to potty. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

Not that a soul gives a damn but I have officially had it as a mom. Where to begin. My son has an aversion to going to church - a big one. He pitches an absolute fit EVERY time we go - people stare as I carry him in and he wails and kicks, etc. When I leave him at the door of his class, he is on the floor and they have to drag him in while he is screaming. Now, he used to not panic about such things and then he was ok with going - he would knock on the door, go in and play with a school bus. He was ok. Then about three months ago, this started. By the time I get home from church, I feel sick to my stomach and have a massive headache.

The worst part of this is the fact that his teacher HAS NEVER EVEN SPOKEN TO US. One lady from the class - whose name I don't know - told us that he comes in quiet and keeps to himself but usually warms up as time goes on. The problem is NO ONE WILL GIVE US AN OUNCE OF HELP, ADVICE, SUPPORT, or ANYTHING. IT'S A CHURCH - YOUR SUPPOSED TO HELP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!

I used to work in childcare and I knew the parents names and their kids and if there were problems, we spoke to the parents about it. What is the deal? Why won't SOMEBODY in that place try to talk to us about what is going on and how to solve it? Do you think that we are going to freak out - do you think that we really ENJOY watching our son behave like this? What truly pisses me off is the fact that I am going to have to contact someone at the church about what is going on and what we should do about it because apparently, no one gives enough of a damn about us or our son to approach us about it.

Another thing that just annoys me is the fact that our son says that Ms. Diane says that he is just shy. Great, thanks, I appreciate your help in that matter. Just tell my son where he fits in the social order and ensure that he continues to behave in this manner because it's what you told him he is. AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This article says stay at home mom's salaries should run around $138K per year.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,269818,00.html

We have begun the process of potty training and let me just say it is not pleasant. More pee and poop than you can shake a stick at and it is just everywhere all the time. Harrison pees every 20 minutes or so and all over his training pants and all over the floor. Thankfully, poop only happens once a day. Disgusting, gross, nasty.

Today, I picked up my brand new car from the body shop - if you are unaware, I got rear-ended by a refrigeration box truck when my car was 30 days old. At any rate, I am glad to have it back and hope no other idiot runs into me on G'town Parkway or anywhere else for that matter.

Today, while playing in the backyard, Harrison comes to me and says, "Look Mommy - I picked a beautiful flower for you!". That made my day.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04152007/news/worldnews/moores_sicko_stunt_worldnews_janon_fisher.htm

Harrison runs up to me and invites me to come play with him saying, "Mommy, I have special toys - come play with me." Well, how could you say no to that. He is just great.